A master of disguise, misdirection, and the byzantine details of who really runs things, he is a double reverse quadruple agent whose reflexive suspicion is entirely justified.
He is a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in riddles, lovingly sprinkled with intrigue, express mailed to Mystery, Alaska, and-
LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!
...But it is too late, you're dead. For he is the Spy, globetrotting rogue, lady killer (metaphorically) and mankiller (for real).